Ben Carson has never been concerned with the facts before, so why should he start now?

“Andrew Jackson was the last president who actually balanced the federal budget.”

As DeMuro would: you go over them as if they were PT Cruisers.

Kind of a moot point by this time, don't you think? That is like saying "man, I can't believe he through a lit match on the carpet" after a house burned to the ground.

When interviewed by local news as to why he chose to drive in flooded areas despite the warnings the driver could only repeat the same statement “Hummer brah”

Relax, wave will change nothing. What has sunk, has sunk...

How many nmpg does the Hummer get?

Um, sorry but no, fucking groupies isn’t a gateway drug to being attracted to kids.

Sociopaths lack the guilt needed to hold you back from doing every horrible dirty trick and backstab in the book to get to the top of the game, so they end up getting to the top of the game. They just also tend to be horrible people due to the whole lacking of guilt.

It is actually said less to boys less because boys are less likely to come forward because of the stigma attached.

I don't want to live on this planet rock anymore.

That reflects badly on you.

Not true. I know a group that lived for years on an island after being stranded. Check your facts, dude...

I plane that cant submerse or even land in water is named Poseidon? Well, I guess if Pontiac can have a car named Firebird....then why not. Just waiting for a boat is called Skywalker.

I know I shouldn’t be, but I’ve been laughing for a minute straight after this reply.

They’re lucky to have escaped Fanadik Island before being eaten by the native fauna.

I can give you a very compelling and obvious reason: it immediately makes all commercial planes military targets.

It’s all fun and games until your organs start to fail one by one from dehydration and malnutrition.

You’re wrong.