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Bet you're fun at parties.

Moose Magic

Fuuuuck I just bought like $400 worth of shit.

Fuuuuck I just bought like $400 worth of shit.

The Model S has been around long enough now that they either need to start discounting it, or give it a significant update.

Maybe. I don’t carry tampons unless its that time of the month. I also don’t carry around spare sewing kits, screwdrivers, duct tape, etc. Does he also have those things in his fanny pack? or just vaginal assistance paraphernalia?

On one hand, why would I ever ask a man for a tampon in the first place? And on the other, that’s cool, let him pay for them (and the accompanying merchandise tax). I guess?

Yeah, but he wears a fanny-pack in 2016, so..............................................?

I’m going to be totally honest. When I read this, all I could think was this dude was thinking way too much about what was happening in strangers vaginas. I mean, thanks for helping a fellow human out, but that is some pre-planning that I can not wrap my mind around.

tl;dr - Clarkson on TG = Clarkson irl.

“The whole thing is an act, of course,” he says at one point. What? “My job, my TV persona. ‘Jeremy Clarkson.’ It’s a mask. We all wear masks. It’s not the real me.” Is he suggesting that the man who’s made £30 million from “being himself” is a con? “Yup.”

“The Aussies call us Nigel, a lot.”

Welcome to Super Bowl LIV coming to you live from the Goatse Dome.

Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.

Keep doin what you do, otherwise the terrorists win.

I feel like a lot of us live on islands. I’ve had an “Obama 08" bumper sticker since‘08 but it’s only in the last year that people have started attacking me (verbally) in parking lots for it or leaving rude notes on my car. In order to remain harassment free I feel like I have to drive from my house non-stop to…

That’s why I prefer Arizona over Georgia. It’s the dry hate.

Ironic when you consider that the Falcons new stadium is basically a giant anus that looks like it’s ready for a nice big penis when the roof “opens”.

I believe that’s what the old school kids referred to as getting “ethered”.

There was already a punch line.