Heres’s a guide to Trump’s foreign policy. First, think - what would Putin want?

Any half-way alert pedestrian can hear the tyres of the vehicle, even in a parking lot setting. I’ve never been startled by an electric vehicle sneaking up on me because I can not only hear the tyre noise, but I’m also aware of my surroundings when in an area where vehicular traffic is present. The problem is…

The irony of her dining at a “Mexican” restaurant is mind-blowing.

Congratulations, Mr. AtLeastItsBlue, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Mutang Shelby GT350 which this lovely lady will deliver with no import tariff.

To be fair, most people who want lower taxes have absolutely no idea how anything at all works beyond their ability to complain about lower taxes. If you showed them a state, township, or even federal government spending chart their eyes would immediately glaze over and they’d be thinking about season 48 of America’s…

But lower taxes, AMIRITE!?

This was first “done” on the Red-Green Show!!!

Rich guys can be genuine car nerds too. I assume he could afford to have it professionally restored, but wants to do it all himself. I can relate, sort of.

This is the beauty of modern data systems at the pro level, though: you know that someone, somewhere would have the receipts.

I bet he was sssstealing sssignsss.

Don’t worry. The countries with more expensive petrol make it up on cheaper healthcare and broadband and mobile service while they’re taking their 5 or 6 weeks of vacation right after starting a new job...

That ain’t right.

I can pretty much guarantee it’s structural.

Also, the missing turn signal.

On the plus side, free tetanus shot with purchase, so there’s that.