I can hear Brian Johnson from AC/DC rasping, “You’ve been .... THUMBS UNSTUCK!”

Lotus Europa

And then he went on to say, “Buenas tardes” to Rep. Grijalva, “Ciao ciao” to Rep. Napolitano, “Woof!” to Rep. Labrador, “’sup?” to Rep McEachin, “Auf Wiedersehen” to Rep. Radewagen, and just shrugged in Rep. Gohmert’s direction.

Have you done the math on the value of the many cars you have given away? It has to be huge.

Goodby America... It’s been nice knowing you, you nearly became a civilised country.

Women should not be seen as attractive or sexual creatures. This sort of stuff has no place in our post-sexual culture and we should shame our primal instincts. Unattractive people have every right to feel just as sexy as those who invest in their bodies by exercising and eating healthy.

What this article needs are more pictures of the spills!

Just take the Gurney bump and make it a Lincoln bump.

I’m not sure why we continue to look for rational justification for anything Trump does, when it’s clear that his only motivation is sheer spite for the brown guy who previously held the office.

This is probably good just as an investment opportunity at this price. Keep it, store it another 20-30 years and sell it at future Barret Jackson. Yeah it will never be huge massive money but I bet it would at least outpace inflation.

She looks like she needs a poo. Lady, do you need a poo?

Dammit Buick, OWN IT:

Call it.........Wait for it............Wait.........An Estate! Problem solved.

One of my all-time favorite vids, because the delightful weirdness that is Walken. Hell of a hoofer, but never accept a watch from him.