That moment when you turn 80 and think most of these new cars look like shit, but you still in your mid-twenties.

Update: 10! 10 failures! AH AH AH AH!

Of course he did. What a maroon.

I’m the weird outlier, I guess. I’ve had Chik-fil-A a few times, catered in by work for lunch, and I have *never* gotten anything from them that struck me as better than the breaded chicken sandwich in the lunchroom vending machine. Maybe their dine in is better, but my faith requires me to only eat out on the…

Dear BMW, contrary to popular belief, there are still people with eyes in this world, please stop assaulting us.

Why do all E-vehicles look like props from 80's sci-fi movies. Horrible designs.

I actually was asked to watch this while I was waiting for a driver’s license.

I lived in Washington shortly a couple years ago.  There was an intersection where there was a bad accident and they started discussions on how to fix it.  And then had a fix installed to try out within a month.  It was shocking.  I’m used to states where there is a “dead man’s curve” in every small town and…

What? Kate won’t be selling cocaine on her website?

I thought that about a bunch of these. Like the OGs? Rihanna and Alba? Beautiful. It might all be makeup, but they do always look like they have great skin.

I always found Cruz’s tweets interesting.
Interesting in just how little he understands the world around him. 

the man who called his wife ugly

I totally missed that Thanksgiving shit. I can’t believe someone (media team or otherwise) was honestly too lazy to write four whole new lines about Thanksgiving blessings. The form tweet: the saddest tweet of all.

Better to have a next door rooster disturbing your sleep that early than Rand Paul on his mower.

Valentine’s day, 1984 (?) I’m in San Antonio, Texas working at a car dealership. Bought a 1968 Plymouth Fury convertible trade-in for $500. (3 spd stick 318)

Are they gonna watch a TV show with sex, violence, and profanity?”

Makes sense they are up there closer to motor city and midwest where people still try more to buy domestic. In the area I’m in the only domestic vehicles you see commonly that aren’t pickup trucks are Teslas.

Incorrect.  You know just the right amount about trains.

Where was the lead and trailing cars that are supposed to watch out for this kind of thing?

You never, ever take an oversize load over a railroad track unless you have adequate space on the other side to get clear. If necessary you ask law enforcement to stop traffic so you can cross or turn onto a road to gain the necessary clearance. The trucking company is in a world of hurt.