Some brands, like Juicy Marbles, started ramping up this year with faux-meat filets made to replicate the look, taste, texture, and marbling of an honest-to-god hunk of steak.

Agreed on all counts. As usual, the Europeans are generally MUCH smarter about this than we are with learner requirements around how much bike you can initially own.

Also, the suggestion that the police are called every time someone is heard yelling on a college campus ... just ... sigh.

Seriously, Chancellor Elwood Robinson? What kind of bullshit is this? As a black man, you cannot sit highly on a policy of “arrest first; sort it out later” when you’ve got cops on a white woman’s speed dial. The open ability to abuse that system, destroy student/teacher relations, and put young adults into incredibly…

If she ever makes a talking animal movie, it would be about a cat.

Not to celebrate schadenfreude but there must be a tinge of satisfaction when they make a big show of WHO THEY ARE or who they know and then collapse when you called their bluff? As an ICU nurse we get our problem patients on an ongoing basis, especially this time of the year but I can’t imagine what you dealt with as…

“I bet they asked Herschel Walker if he was ready to make his concession speech, and he said, “Yes, two hot dogs please.””

I hate that it was so damn close but I love that he lost. By about 100k votes! Thank you Georgians for voting, we are grateful. I’m very happy that the people he has wronged up to this point won’t have to see his smarmy face everywhere as their senator.

He really cost himself the vampire vote.

All they had to do was run someone who wasn’t literally brain damaged and had a record of abuse. Hell, Gingrich could’ve ran and won. 

There’s literally nothing I could care about less than hurting Ted Cruz personally. In fact, I probably fall more on the side of being in favor of him experiencing discomfort and unhappiness...

I mean, if “provides gender affirming care to trans children in consultation with a doctor” is sufficient evidence of abuse to take people’s children from them and throw them in jail, Cruz probably deserves the death penalty for this.

He’s a piece of shit, no need for further proof we already got that years ago.

Teenage years suck and the added notoriety of being Cruz’s daughter probably makes navigating society a bit harder than it should be. An event like this being plastered over the Internet gives another weapon for people to attack a young woman who has little control over why she’s so notable.

Don’t forget that:

Companies in general need to start getting put in check, and don’t go outsourcing either because it’s cheaper.

I was looking for a mugshot too but I had her pictured snarling 3/4 profile with her chin jutted out, and her overdone black eye-liner-to-the-hilt eyes... Completely dry.

I dunno about Kung-Fu Panda so much, but imo Apocalypto is a legit great film. It’s long made me wonder what might have been for Gibson had he not turned out to be such an asshole.

Ol’ gurl injured six deputies; sounds like someone had some serious coke strength.

Oh the Windturd. My grandfather was suckered by TWO of them. The first one was the very first one sold in Maine, and was absolutely loaded to the gills with every option you could get. We called it Barney, because it was purple (“Plum Mist”) over gold two-tone. That thing was like a Star Trek shuttle inside. And…