Unfortunately they couldn't fix his hair.

“The doctors did the best they could..........and he is going to be okay.”

A fellow PR person cosigns this. Or, like, just DON’T go on Howard Stern in the first place. 

you are wrong, seriously. Saying “I stayed in a marriage because of the kids” and also “I’m an alcoholic” is not blaming the children for his alcoholism. If anything, it’s explaining the distorted thinking of his disease. Seriously, are people just garbage to everyone if they’re famous and/or rich? He put his own deep…

Agreed; it’s weird take to say he was blaming his kids. It really just seems like he was providing an honest, clinical inventory of the factors that weighed into his decisional process in that moment.

To me it isn’t as much that he’s blaming his marriage and kids as he is saying he was depressed and unhappy and using alcohol as a way to avoid making difficult decisions regarding his marriage. He was depressed and self-medicated with alcohol which is not terribly uncommon. I know it’s popular to dog on Affleck but I…

Why though? that is such a stupidly worded law.

The grille seems to have survived relatively intact. 

Turn off voice assistant. Just turn it off. My car has a simple one button control for this. Off. On.

1. The song kinda slaps, honestly. Never heard it before but I like it.

“I found a song that breaks Android Auto when you listen to it”

That would have been the moment I slammed the dish on the table (well away from me) and started bellowing like a bull that I was not fucking paying for this meal.

Maybe something was lost in translation and they ordered the 27 curse meal.

I’ve watched literally every episode of SVU. Listen, I’m not proud of that fact, I’m just a little obsessive about shows and here we are.

Which came first, the chicken or the Larry?

“We’ve tried nothing, and we’re all out of ideas”

I’m a teacher, and the excessive workload and being expected to meet the mental health and behavioral needs of students returning from 2 years of unstable schooling as a classroom teacher have me wanting to leave the job after a decade. I wouldn’t want to be a bus driver with my current salary, let alone what the…

Bus drivers near me are paid near minimum wage, have a split shift and aren’t paid for the time they drive the bus empty- and for some reason we have a shortage of them

The Mazda3 hatch is ugly.

As a wise man said about people: