I mean, it was a Lincoln MKZ soooooooooo.

Sorry, man, I’m usually in line with you, but I haven’t touched those in over a decade because they’re terrible.

Sometimes a claim is just so damned ridiculous you have to import new words just to say how ridiculous it is.

People who voted for Donald Trump because they think he’s one of them even though he’s an east coast elite who was born and raised by millionaires in a golden palace?

It is a Pop Tart, that’s like complaining there’s not enough “kids” in Sour Patch Kids, consumers have to shift expectations based on the product itself. If you want more than 2% strawberry puree, buy toaster pastries from Annie’s Homegrown or Nature’s Path.

This only goes to prove that there is no meme so obviously stupid that some idiot won’t believe it and repeat it to all his friends. Seriously.... COVID got to us through the lobsters? WTF. An airborne virus that would start with an underwater creature? I just can’t anymore with these wingnuts.

People actually believed there were real strawberries in these things?

Or like Tesla and direct sales of cars where everyone pays sticker and not like traditional sales where 90% of cars are sold at a discount?

This makes much more sense when you realize that the hippos incorporated in Delaware.

I didn't even make it that far. I got to the middle of the first book before realizing I didn't care about any of these people or what happened to them.

That’s cold. Real cold.

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I predict this will be a fantastic way to push a lot of right wing extremists out of law enforcement and the military.

When police complain that our society is not providing them with the necessary resources to keep themselves safe on the streets, remember two things:

Next time you don’t have to post a picture of every single one of them. I’ll take your word for it.

When I sold GMC’s (2019) we actually had a lot of customers coming from Chevy just because the refreshed Silverados were so ugly. I genuinely sold over a dozen trucks to people who said they wouldn’t be seen in the Silverado.

My dog might not be a genius, but my cat certainly is a jerk. Where are the scientists who are going to help with that?

the problem with the reese’s holiday offerings is that the ratio is all off. pumpkins, trees, hearts, eggs, whatever it is, they all have way too much peanut butter with not enough chocolate on the outside. the cup is the perfect combination.

No, wet wipes have fragrance, which contaminates the shrimp with a terrible taste. Moist terry cloth hand towels is what you want. Bring a ziploc bag with a couple.