There. Fixed it for you.

Best explanation I’ve seen for the nation-wide reduction in crime is the removal of lead from gasoline. Similar results were seen in other countries.

Oh, Chachi, bless your heart. Literally no one gives a fuck.

Bingo.

Giuliani: “Welp, guess I’ll just finish destroying whatever was left of my legacy that history hasn’t already.”

Rudy’s been nuttier than squirrel shit for quite some time now.

Creepy old guy is losing his mind?? 🤔🤔

You know SVU writers are drafting this story right now

Man, this episode of SVU is *crazy*

This has gone beyond “not liking” the guy.

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

I love that. The Zodiac Killer could have come out of this clean but instead is going to be remembered for fielding phone calls for Ompa Loompa Hitler. It could not happen to a nicer sack of shit.

The best thing that has come out of this is how fucked Ted Cruz is going to be. If he had held out for two more weeks he could be standing with Lindsey Graham, smiling and saying “I told you so.” Instead he caved, and now he either has to stew in this mess or revoke his endorsement and look chickenshit. It makes me so…

Take comfort: there will come a time when the hairy cheeto with an anus mouth will be reduced to a mere cultural footnote, nothing more than a washed-out meme banished to the annals of history.

I’m know I’m leaning into the rants of a crazy man, but how is “Hands Up; Don’t Shoot” a complete and total lie? Does Schilling think hands up means please shoot me?

God, it’s like if Trump knew enough about cyber to write a blog.

It’s an over styled Subaru with a Honda badge. It’s not a good look.

What professional would show up to the office in something this ridiculous?

In my experience, the people that last more than a year in auto sales are rare. I’ve been in the support staff at this dealership for 7 years and I can count the number of sales staff who have made it over two on my hands. Most of these guys wash out within two months and a lot don’t even make it past the first…

Pucker up, Rudy, those are some mighty sour grapes.

he has become one of the nation’s biggest fucking assholes.