Ted Cruz doesn’t have balls. He has a cloaca.

They got to Frank Pentangeli. They got to Cruz.

Ted Cruz combines the charisma of a mortician with the political savvy of the kid who wears a suit while running for high school class president.

I sincerely doubt the endorsement of Ted Cruz is really going to move the needle for Trump one way or another. I just enjoy it because Cruz is a shameless pile of trash, and people laughing at him is what he deserves.

Want to see a badass dinosaur?

Well...

The Creation Museum in Cincinnati has a dinosaur exhibit. I want to go just to have my mind blown by the sheer stupidity.

If facts and accuracy make you this upset, have I got a political party for you!

Here is a video of an electric rail weld.

Brenda Ann Spencer (shot up a school in 1979, inspired Boomtown Rats’ “I Don’t Like Mondays”) said at one of her parole hearings that every time she hears about a school shooting, she feels a little bit responsible.

Wow, toyota boring’d the fuck out of the prototype.. and I’m really not digging that back end/tail light

AWD hellcat? hellcat grand cherokee?

The party has swung so far nutty right that moderate conservatives are starting to drift away. There was once a time when conservative referred to your fiscal policies. Now it is some sort of twisted moral ground. Those of us that want sound financial decisions along with fair and open social polices are horrified by…

I have this sinking feeling that he’ll never get in a race car again.

Sometimes life puts a speed bump in your path. Occasionally, hitting that speed bump causes your airbag to deploy, sending metal shrapnel into your face and neck, resulting in your slow and painful death via exanguination and asphyxiation on your own blood. What are you gonna do?

I asked her about what we could afford since she does the budget, she gave me a list of things; prince, mpgs. I agreed, even though I would like to get another performance car, but we can’t afford it since I have a 100 mile commute, so mpgs are important and we have a kid now. When we had the SUV discussion, which was…

Why are we still pretending to listen to this man? Isn’t he essentially what Dr. Phil is to psychology and Dr. Oz is to GP? Like, sure, at one point they were real people who did real things to help people, but now they’re just cheap hacks desperate to turn as many tricks as possible to make that sweet, sweet…

Maybe CNN can persuade uber-smart Dr. Keith Ablow away from FOX?

(This is sarcasm.)

As an internet doctor, I think Dr. Drew is suffering from some kind of mental instability of his own.

Challenge accepted! Or maybe not...