The only thing I know of that gives me heartburn is a banana eaten right before I lay down. WOW. It’s really bad. 3 or 4 Tums right before it and it’s no problem. 

If I was allergic to peanuts, it would be horrible. No Jif, no Spanish peanuts would just be awful. I knew one person growing up who was allergic to them and felt so bad for her. I’m allergic to all kinds of green stuff, like grass (take a blade of grass and drag the broken end across my skin and it looks like about…

You sound like a friend of mine, everything gives him heartburn. The doctor told him to take “some Tums” before he ate. How many does he take? One. I told him, “You deserve the heartburn!”. Fried stuff, fruit and juice, salty stuff, it seems that everything causes him to have it. He can only eat about half an order of…

Baby Ruth’s were always a “trade for something better” candy when I got them on Halloween. I don’t remember ever getting a Payday, even when the people were handing out full sized candy bars. But if I had gotten one, it would have been traded off too. I love peanuts, but I’m not really a fan of Snickers and similar…

Uh...no. Not at all true. I’ve done this a few times.

Some of the pics he puts up are really badly underexposed, so the food looks even worse than it actually does, and people still give him thumbs up on it and say how great it looks. At least he posts a lot of different stuff, he’s not stuck on one place like In N’ Out. Even when he posts food from a place I like, I…

Ranch is one of the forms of Devil’s Jizz.

I have a long time friend who started posting pics of his food, even awful looking burgers from fast food places, as soon as he got a phone with a camera on it. Seems like I’m the only one of his group of friends who doesn’t give him a thumbs up, or a comment like, “ Wow! Looks great!”. Half the stuff he posts I…

To me, the 2 door Matador goes to the top of the “WTF were they thinking?” list of car designs. The weird front end and general shape of it are just awful, and then they added those giant wheelwells, which NASCAR tires filled pretty well. Most of the other cars in the list were pretty bad too, but AMC in general…

Jordan is just an embarrassment. I’m ashamed to be from the same state he’s from. WTF is wrong with the morons who keep voting him back in?

WTF is going on with these rental companies not updating their stolen vehicle reports? They should be sued in this case for sure, along with the over the top cops involved. As soon as it was found the truck wasn’t stolen, it should have been, “Sorry, have a nice day!”, but they (cops everywhere it seems like)can’t…

The worst food prep related injury I’ve ever heard of happened to a friend of mine who was a paraplegic. He was very independent, did all kinds of stuff you might be surprised that he could and would do. One afternoon, he was making spaghetti sauce on the stove. His dog was begging to be fed, and he got into a rush…

I sliced myself on one of those covers so badly it looked like someone had their throat slit and their blood drained into the sink. It remains the bloodiest injury I ever had in the kitchen or with food. But worse was the time I was building a PC and got my thumb and index finger sliced to the bone when I slipped…

The Culver’s I go to about 2-3 times a month rarely screws up my orders anymore. When it first opened up, they messed them up all the time. I check the stuff every single time, if I don’t, they put cheese or some sort of disgusting goop on them and they are trash to me. I thought when the screens appeared to show what…

Grape Nuts aren’t nearly as hard as they used to be. I guess that’s why I stopped eating them. They kind of wussed them up. 

The worst stuff I ever drove in was in March of ‘82, in the Pierre, SD area. We had a new ‘82 Chevy Blazer with great tires, and it had some problems taking off from a stop, and especially stopping, as the top of the snow was melting and refreezing to glass. But the main problems were the dead cattle lying in the…

I haven’t stopped at a rest stop in many years, but I did see some horrible ones back when I did a lot of traveling.

It was a long time ago, so it might not be easily found. I’ll look for it. The story didn’t get much press because something big happened in LA the same night. I can’t remember what it was anymore. I’ll see if my friend has a link to the story.

I was roommates with a guy for a year who besides not being real sharp, was so gullible it was just amazing. At the end of the year, our lease was up and I definitely didn’t want to spend another year living with him in the same apartment. A few years after I moved out, some girl ripped him off for thousands of…

He died at 92, quick and pretty much painless. He had just eaten lunch and told the kid, “Get your mom, something’s wrong!”, and that was it. He was driving and walking the dog 3 miles a day. I wouldn’t mind making it to 92 if I was like he was at that age.