So basically what you are saying is that you’re OK with grown-ass men running and launching their bodies, led by a polycarbonate shell, into another human being, simply because they don’t have the self-discipline to contain their rage?

LOW BLOW SLOWS LOBO

She gave birth last month.

If I hear “soft kitty” or some iteration of it one more time, I’m going to rage-murder the entire population of North America.

Study film, full review of there last game and other games, review scenarios participate in ongoing rules reviews,community outreach programs, mandatory fitness training, coach and athlete meeting and Q&A sessions. Plus to be completely honest, this league is fully dependent of their ability - they should not have to…

Sorry man, white people don’t get to use the n word no matter how much they like hip hop, and straight people don’t get to use the f word no matter how much they find something annoying. Its a minor inconvenience compared to all the shite you don’t have to put up with as a straight white guy.

She was awarded for her medical bills, that coffee was well into dangerous temperatures and caused third degree burns on 6% (eta actually it may have been 16%) of her body. It almost killed her. She was in the hospital for 8 days and needed skin grafts. She originally asked for her medical bills but they refused.

Sikh and Islam are completely different religions which aren’t remotely related to each other. It’s like racists aren’t even trying to educate themselves anymore.

This makes me think of my favorite college professor. She was German, and would write her jokes into her lecture notes. Like (and imagine this with a German accent), “Okay, so now that we are learning about Mexico, I have a joke for you, and it’s not about Mexico but it is about Spanish. Who here takes Spanish? Okay,…

We’re living in “takedown culture” and it’s how sites like Jezebel keep the lights on.

So you’re basically saying that he’s a human being with problems and not a mythological deity of some sort? Huh...

As the saying goes: I don’t know how to act my age, because I’ve never been this age before!

This is possibly the most humorless thing I’ve read in a while. “#Adulting” is obviously a joke, meant to be taken as such. Most of the time I see it, it’s used by the person saying it to skewer themselves for being childish or lazy, not to garner praise.

Would you also like us to get off your lawn? Because we may be on your lawn.

I dunno. Seattle’s bad, but I learned to drive up in that area and then moved to Texas, and Austin is way, way worse. Y’all may have legal weed, but all our drivers seemed to be stoned 24/7. Even fewer people signal here, if you can believe it. Or look. Or pay attention. Or care. It’s bad. It’s terribad.

No, he is not “innocent at this point.” He is, legally presumed innocent, not socially or personally or even in reality innocent, for all we know. The government must treat him as innocent at this point. This is only a legal concept.

I’m impressed Rodgers was able to get that much distance on the throw, while simultaneously keeping that hula hoop in the air.

I would be down for all highlight videos on Deadspin to be in Spanish. More fun, and I hate those dummies speaking English but I still can’t understand what they are saying.

Mmmmm lemme think.

One political party thinks that adherents of the world’s 2nd Largest religion are essentially all terrorists, and have suggested closing their places of worship, denying them entry into the nation, and creating lists of all adherents.

Adam Sandler, what happened to you? Seriously. You were in a minor role in the underrated classic “Shakes the Clown”. I will cop to enjoying “Billy Madison” and “Happy Gilmore” for it’s surreal absurdity and childish humor. Steve Buscemi putting on lipstick to ELO after crossing Billy off of his “people to kill” list…