So he’s really 5’ 6”, which makes this all the more impressive.

when Andy Dufresne had to crawl through miles of shit-covered pipes

ESPN loves Jason Whitlock because he makes Stephen A. Smith look like Bryant Gumbel.

Vice City introduced me to New Wave. For that, I am eternally grateful.

Fans busy surfing and making movie deals?

Blasphemy.

Patchouli Burlap

At least you have Parsnip Bazinga to look forward to.

You made me do this

An NBA franchise adrift fell under the sway of the oldest siren song of the draft, running her hard-earned lottery pick aground as she reached for the “upside” shoals of a 7-foot EuroMantis. It’s a tragic tale as old as the Lottery herself.

Like maybe Australian Rules Accounting.

Fastball Truthers.

“How is anyone supposed to deal with that?”

Truth.

So because she’s “more pop than rock” she doesn’t count? Sorry but Annie Clark fucking SHREDS on guitar.

I don’t think it is that fair to complain about this given the fact that there are simply way, way, way more bands with men in them than there are all women bands. It’s a numbers game.

Violence is violence regardless of context.