From Bojack Horseman (on Netflix)

Lies

I hope robots come to your house and eat your face, the gem on your hand has turned red Logan and no one gives a fuck about your generic fucking nostalgia.

From the per7onal diary of Colin Kaepernick:

See ya in Minnesota! #Wheels up!

Well, I mean, maybe he literally plans on coming into town, killing multiple people and causing millions of dollars in damage...I think it’s nice of him to warn everyone ahead of time.

I love to bring the salt out of the grays from time to time.

Nah...No one can save Knicks.

Seriously. I know his greatness bores people but Deadspin should be better than that. If this is what an off game looks like.........

LeBron’s stat line overshadowed another inefficient playoff performance

You could of put Lebron on any team in the East and they would’ve won the conference.

They believed her. Police discovered the box—as well as the knife he repeatedly threatened her with—after she came to them with her story. Everything was still in the house...except Horn.

Has anyone else gotten sick of scandals taking on the “-gate” suffix? It just annoys the shit out of me and I think what does it is the fact that Watergate didn’t have a fucking thing to do with water. Stop using this goddamn suffix!

I call bullshit on this. Like all things, if your hygiene is poor without a beard, it will be poor with a beard. There is no reason ANY man’s beard should contain fecal matter. NONE. Even if you go down on someone and they’re not having the freshest of days, you STILL wash your beard, you nasty fucker. If you change a…

KP’s sliding screen body slam looks worse than it is because of his size and facial expression. In the scrum, he threw a hand to the face, which is the biggest no no there is, aside from throwing a full on punch.

“Sully, Knucklefuckle, and Phart”

I agreed with the first part, then I read the second sentence. It completely captures the attitude that makes everybody despise Boston sports fans. Giving you a +1 for more exposure.

Who would ever give a tow company a good review?