It belongs in a museum!

Pft! That was owned by a gentleman.

You know who never hated mo’ cheeks?

Could be another example of Megyn Kelly caring about issues that directly affect Megyn Kelly....

So, Coachella approved.

A ban I fully endorse, as someone who has never (and will never) attended Coachella. I'm just really, really anti-selfie stick. Put a petition in front of me right now, calling for them to be banned from this plane of existence, and I will sign with a flourish. Those goddamn sticks are the bane of every tourist…

I live in Palm Springs.

Totems refer to giant poles dude bros use to display their alma mater or state flag, in other news there are an abundance of douche bags from colorado and at the University of Wisconsin.

JUST ENJOY THE GOD DAMN SHOW FOR CHRISTS SAKE

I don't know if it's necessarily about selfies themselves...but I walk through a very popular square (not in NYC, but in another major city) to take the subway to and from work everyday and I'm getting FUCKING PISSED at assholes with selfie sticks. They stand in the road, block sidewalks, block entrances to places I…

Good. I feel like these would also probably be used to record the shows and take pictures from a higher angle and then it would be in everyone else's way. I'm over seeing people take 1000 pictures at every show. I don't want to watch it through a dozen phone screens. If you're close enough to get a good shot, get one…

I can officially say I'm to old for this. Not for me cause it's too gross.

No, dumbfuck. This country was founded on the idea that a governmental body heavily intwined with a preferred religion wouldn't impose one belief system over another.

He's just still mad Jesus Shuttlesworth committed to Big State.

The fact that some rappers reference selling drugs does not make drug dealing cultural appropriation. Like, at all. All kinds of music (as well as pretty much any other kind of media) reference all kinds of drugs.

I had no idea that Skip Bayless had a burner account.

we have different definitions of stupid shit. someone say stupid shit would be telling me kingdom come is a better jay-z album than reasonable doubt, 90% of the nonsense she's tweeted for the last year is reprehensible and willfully ignorant garbage.

He's like that old guy at the park that can't guard anyone anymore so he desperately grabs on and then is all "what?."

"The game was more pure back in the day, with guys executing form-perfect judo throws while a horrified Commissioner looked on."