I've flown private for work related reasons and not going through security threw me off like crazy.

lupita + fassbender = two super talented, super fine individuals.

If my breasts looked like that I would never put a shirt on.

Even before their marriage she was (is?) a well known music producer in Russia. She was mostly known for trying to make a star out of Russian pop singer Dima Bilan (sending him to Eurovision with Plushenko in tow). Now she became something of Kim Kardashian of Russia. Russian social media is tearing her apart, even…

These two are the most Russian Russians to ever Russia. I love them. #neverchange

Fox News would declare war against the UK.

Yes, our vaginas all turn into monsters.

such cruelty. wow. much gloat.

Snow is nature's sweatpants:

Oh my lord. My panties just disintegrated when I saw those pictures. Holy take me now, you muscular thighed, dog loving super babe. Hot damn.

Uh ski-t ski-t ski-t!

Oh he can ski RIGHT into my slalom gate any day of the week.

Jeebus, this is like US Airways and American Airlines merging to create a singularity of shitty customer service.

Actually this might be worse.

I'm going to jump in here and comment on this. I'm always fascinated by this type of response to situations like this. It's always "Well, this just what goes on," or "You have to understand, this is what it's like." I don't think there's a question of people not understanding that this is what goes on and this is…

Part of what men who threaten to rape need is to hear other men saying it's not okay. To not be supported by a crowd when they throw something like that out there (I really liked seeing men in the crowd doing the across-the-throat "cut it out" gesture). It's not about protecting the little wimmins, it's about standing…

A few years ago I was on a flight from Chicago back home. I sat on the aisle of a 3 seat row and next to me were two women in their 70s. You could tell they'd known each other forever and were the kind of women I think of as Broads. Ballsy ladies that had madcap adventures in old movies.

I, um.

I want to sleep with all of these people.

All right already, Joe. I'll come back to bed.

Um, Naomi Campbell could never be too much. Have you watched the show tho?