BarnabasVespillo
BarnabasVespillo
BarnabasVespillo

also his forehead is so big vs that tiny chin. but i thought he was cute in "inception"!

i'm with her - he had too much of a baby face for too long - was weird. now that he is starting to age, i think he is much more attractive

its crazy that in our world, its not good enought to be stinking rich, you have to be famous too. but we consumers feed into it - its a vicious cycle.

i like this one! its cute and playful and less overtly "bringing sexy back"

She's so beautiful. Glad I'm not the only straight woman checking out her post pregs boobs.

glad that we all had this reaction. i dont feel like such an ass!

i took nothing away from this post except that an ob-gyn's name was "dr muffley" - i am a four year old.

my best friends husband makes WAY more than he does. he is so proud of her and encourages her career growth. a guy she dated before him was so jealous of her success - even though they were at the same level and made the same amount of money. he would always make these little remarks about being less of a man bc she

totally. i can look at david beckham and think "damn so fine" but he's not particularly smart so i'm not really interested in him. i am way into quirky hilarious smart guys. who are never into me btw. sigh.

i wouldnt want to bring my baby to a fancy dinner like that bc i would want to be able to enjoy every leisurely bite. with a baby, you have to eat in 3 minutes or less and get going!

does any of the sexual harassing or lame emails work?? to me, its like this: you want to get laid or a chance at it at least try a LITTLE harder. unless this process is successful even 20% of the time - then the effort isnt worth it i guess...

i love them too. also he is so damn fine.

season six already!!!?! god damn i love this show. and the queens are fiercer each season - i mean that drop and the wings? lord have his mercies.

I was exaggerating and thought that was clear. The point was simply that while I clean my apartment and change my sheets weekly I would not specifically do those things just bc some dude is coming over. Fin.

ohh random dude insults me on kinja. i haz big sad now.

pro-tip: FEBREEZE.

yo - that pro-tip re: snacks and shit is real. this dude i hooked up with drank my wine! 1) no 2) unless its RILL good, no.

i have always said the same thing! consenting adults want to enter into a legally binding contract together - why should it matter to me?

my aging ass will spend money on skin stuff but my lazy ass will then forget to actually use that stuff regularly. FAIL.

i like the old lady look on anna faris. jhud looks amazing. nina dobrev's dress is cool but seems a little unironically matronly...? kat dennings - wow.