i kept watching LONG after i had no idea what as going on. it remained fun to watch.

glad that we all had this reaction. i dont feel like such an ass!

i took nothing away from this post except that an ob-gyn's name was "dr muffley" - i am a four year old.

i will watch the fuck out of this bc jessica lange. but BRING BACK ANGELA BASSETT AND KATHY BATES.... all of them actually. i could watch that cast just hanging out.

my best friends husband makes WAY more than he does. he is so proud of her and encourages her career growth. a guy she dated before him was so jealous of her success - even though they were at the same level and made the same amount of money. he would always make these little remarks about being less of a man bc she…

totally. i can look at david beckham and think "damn so fine" but he's not particularly smart so i'm not really interested in him. i am way into quirky hilarious smart guys. who are never into me btw. sigh.

i wouldnt want to bring my baby to a fancy dinner like that bc i would want to be able to enjoy every leisurely bite. with a baby, you have to eat in 3 minutes or less and get going!

does any of the sexual harassing or lame emails work?? to me, its like this: you want to get laid or a chance at it at least try a LITTLE harder. unless this process is successful even 20% of the time - then the effort isnt worth it i guess...

i love them too. also he is so damn fine.

season six already!!!?! god damn i love this show. and the queens are fiercer each season - i mean that drop and the wings? lord have his mercies.

I was exaggerating and thought that was clear. The point was simply that while I clean my apartment and change my sheets weekly I would not specifically do those things just bc some dude is coming over. Fin.

ohh random dude insults me on kinja. i haz big sad now.

pro-tip: FEBREEZE.

yo - that pro-tip re: snacks and shit is real. this dude i hooked up with drank my wine! 1) no 2) unless its RILL good, no.

i have always said the same thing! consenting adults want to enter into a legally binding contract together - why should it matter to me?

my aging ass will spend money on skin stuff but my lazy ass will then forget to actually use that stuff regularly. FAIL.

i like the old lady look on anna faris. jhud looks amazing. nina dobrev's dress is cool but seems a little unironically matronly...? kat dennings - wow.

i love workaholics. unabashedly. my bff and i sit and cackle at the screen while her husband makes disapproving noises.

they look like i feel daily.

epic side eyes