my run playlists are all dance and hiphop... and metal?

i need my meds - but respect people who take alternate routes to stability. whatever works man.

not want. ew. i often have guys on OKC email back and forth with me then ask "do you date white guys?" - well, my profile SAYS i have dated the rainbow AND i am emailing with you (which i believe is a sign of interest...?) - that kills my lady boner immeds.

omg omg omg. i am DEAD laughing over here. "timber shivering and booty plundering" is the FUNNIEST thing i have read in a long fucking time. i was cracking up so much that our CAO had to come in and see what was going on.

DITTO. i was just cracking up at the "i'm not a republican [renews republican membership, runs for office on republican ticket]" etc - those were BRILLZ.

they are my favorite animals (well, other than whales, manatees and the big cats... and primates). i just love them. that babeh running happily up to greet grandma is so precious.

i want to open a basketball and get a monkey!

the are so damn cute.

i want the dude who dresses like a bunny or leprechaun or an elf - the kids would adore it!

her boobs are spectacular.

i LOVED fun home. i think its one of the smartest, best written books period. her use of language is unreal. i was also obsessed with are you my mother bc of my own obsession with therapy and familial relations. when her mom passed, i felt sad - not just for alison but bc through these books, i felt like i knew her.…

it doesnt fit the hannibal character. BUT i would do anything to see that man having the sex, even if fake. and not with me.

continues to show how obsolete i am as a human

i was trying to write about my niece who has autism but i cannot put into words how much i love her, how much i worry about her and how the world will treat her, what will happen to her once my brother and i are gone... i want her to have this much autonomy and sense of self.

deep fried cake = donut?

omg whiskey is SO SO dead right! vodka is a bit of a metrosexual.

this assclown did a dead stop at the top of the stairs at 59th/5th - where three train lines stop both uptown and downtown. i said something incredibly bright like "seriously dude?!" and glared him down. he was unabashed.

i WISH tourists would pay attn to these rules. or anyone actually.

i love britney unapologetically.

omg so did i!!! isnt he married to an actress now?