That's good to know. I mean, I suspect different people derive different levels of benefit from it, but I'm glad to hear it's often part of the recovery process.

cock-blocktopus made me snort tea out of my nose

Well, if someone's been diagnosed with cancer (leiomyosarcoma tumors), it shouldn't be a shock that sending minute cancer particles spinning around might mean that they'd take root elsewhere. If you have an .0025 occurrence (1 in 400, yes?) of undiagnosed uterine sarcoma — and I'm shitty at math — who knows what the…

I refuse to acknowledge any other Duck Dynasty.

Kaya sounds like my kinda kid. Doctor Who almost-everything-else. (After those cheese doodies/doodles.)

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

Vera has the added bonus of being beautifully filmed. Or at least, the outside scenes are. Sometimes it's a little bleak looking, but always beautiful.

I ADORE Scott & Bailey. What a gift that show is to my irritated sensibilities! <3 Not only is it two female leads, two not-so-young female leads, two utterly-not-fashion-plate female leads, and two hero-detective leads— but it's also a fearsome female boss, and a pottymouthed female pathologist, and male detective…

Original hussy.

For me specifically, it's that I don't enjoy the tiki-taka style and I think Messi is a touch overrated. Obviously he's a transcendant, amazing player... but I'd rather have Ibrahimovic or CR7 before Messi.

This seems like an opportune time to post gif's of Nicolas Cage as Disney princesses.

I once found myself on an elevator with Kenneth Branagh. Being inebriated, I did what I felt any sensible person should do under those circumstances: I complimented him on his body of work and asked if he would give me HBC's phone number. He stopped ignoring me long enough to look up and chuckle, "You can't actually…

As an English person, I'm fantastically amused by that one.

Fun fact: We're eating fish faster than they can breed. Ocean stocks are at all time lows, and getting lower. Every year there are less to catch, and thanks to increasing human population we catch more. The EU regularly employs environmentalists to provide guidelines for them about how many fish should be caught, and…

"2013's hottest album release party is for Bangerz! It's got twerking, doorknob pigtails, former Disney tweens on Molly, wrecking balls made from cronuts, monkeys trained to sign the lyrics of Achy Breaky Heart, and Mini-MileyZ."

I hate studies like this, because they inevitably make people who are battling cancer, and their loved ones, feel like shit if the person begins to succumb to the cancer (or dies).

Yeah, she should really just shut up and not say anything at all! That's how to solve every problem! You tell her!

I'm really loving how nobody is bothering to read the replies to you before answering.

Oh jeez, I thought we were going to discuss soccer jerseys. Goddammit, I think my American citizenship gets revoked now. I don't deserve it anymore.

The Annoying Orange also came out this week, saying it has identified as an apple since harvest and will begin transition in September by taking Monsanto chemicals.