I have a recurring dream that I'm at my grandma's old house and that there is a secret hatch above her top shelf in her closet. In the dreams I get in there and discover all sorts of jewelry and a ladder that leads up higher into a multistory attic full of antiques, especially furniture. I wak up determined to fly…

He looks like Juliette Lewis channeling Katy Perry in that first one.

Meanwhile, I have to have a pelvic every three months. Grrr, argh.

I kept reading this as "Alyssa Milano" and couldn't figure out why she was at a track and field competition. I need a nap.

Suicide is contagious. When I lived in rural Alaska, every year there would be a rash of suicides, one after another, every spring, every fall. There was no local media to report them, just word of mouth from village to village. I don't know if a successful suicide serves as inspiration or how exactly this works, but…

Is this film going to be cancer porn, where the patients are beautiful and cancer is a thing but doesn't actually happen on screen and they never show the brutal, horrifying torture treatment causes? Is it supposed to be about True Love and dying beautifully? Because, fuck that.

Hi jezzies! Been a while since I've been on a SNS. I just started taking two new meds for my chronic pain and they have turned me into a zombie. I have chronic pain from a hysterectomy and finally went to a pain clinic for it because my oncologist was worried. They've put me on Gabapentin and Tramadol. I also take…

Eva Green's dress is amazing. Who is she wearing?

That's the saddest thing I've heard in days. You sound like you need a hug.

Thanks!

What article? I can't find it!

Semi off topic: does the Biggest Loser ever address loose skin? I've all but given up on losing weight because the last time I was a normal, healthy weight, I had so much loose skin, I couldn't buy any proper clothing.

I've noticed a number of my formerly vegetarian/vegan friends are now all about hunting and taxidermy. It's hard to take them seriously at any more. They really disgust me.

I don't get all the Lone Ranger hate. I enjoyed the movie and would watch it again. I feel like a bunch of critics aggressively panned it and now everyone feels obligated to say it was hideous. Could it have been cut shorter? Sure. Worst movie of the year? Not even close.

I wish we had guaranteed paid catastrophic medical leave in general. Not only would it cover maternity leave, but leave when dealing with a catastrophic illness like cancer. Months of grueling, aggressive chemo and still trying to make it to work a few days a week so I wouldn't end up homeless... Got sent home more…

I disagree. I've only ever loved one man and I was not attracted to him, but could have cared less. Of course, he repeatedly, drunkenly told me he loved me but because he wasn't attracted to me, it would never work.

Oh this got my hopes up for a bit. Then I remembered I didn't have any eggs frozen away, because the cancer came unannounced and everything was taken out before I knew it.
Oh, and fuck you, I don't want to adopt, because someone will be unable to resist saying that.

Chia is awesome. I love chia juice! Everything else on that list? Nasty.

The best things for a hangover are pedialyte and water.

Granny Weatherwax. I feel like I learned more about human nature and morality from this character than a million ethics professors could teach.