Wait, people still wear pantyhose?

Hala Madrid! Not only are they greatest team on the planet, they are also the hottest.

There's this guy and I'd kind of really like to go out, club him over the head, and drag him home to my cave of despair. I'm pretty sure he'd come willingly, which makes me think something is wrong with him and I should say far, far away. Le sigh.

No streaming here. Dial-up internet speed. Makes me CRAZY.

Juve! Although I no longer have cable and can't watch any games. =(

A walrus and a goat, sitting in a bathtub, discussing modern art.

Is 31 too old to start using some kind of anti-aging face stuff? I looked in the mirror and was appalled how many lines have appeared on my forehead. I started using some oil of olay under eye crap under my baggy, tired eyes, but this forehead stuff? Help? I swear I never thought I'd buy into this crap but I'm turning…

And that is why I love Jonathan Safran Foer so much. Genius.

He is a vision. There's a guy who looks just like him who used to live near me. Only he is a fundamentalist Christian, 30-something virgin who is just not any fun. Sigh.

Thanks. I think the big problem is moving cross country to a new place. I haven't been able to meet many people yet and I think all my frustration and unhappiness is manifesting itself this way. I just hope it doesn't get bad again. But I sort of idealize the glory days of fasting for a week or two at a time. Can't…

So I bought and took a few laxatives tonight. I just felt like I had to. And I'm not sure I trust myself with my current dieting. I am eating a quarter of a grapefruit for breakfast. The quarter thing is normal because while I love them, they make me sick. But I would normally eat yogurt or egg whites too. Lunch is a…

ED issues in the reply to avoid triggering anyone.

Yes, for sure. It also would have been nice if he had mentioned his 4 young kids at home too. That guy might have the world speed record for going from to awesome to douchebag.

It ought to be a goddamn law that if you're married, you wear a ring. It's just not fair for someone to be so sexy and charming and seemingly available and then bang! Married. F you and your no ring wearing self. Grrrrr.

In that Kardashian piece, I think you meant "ass to roid".

When I was in college I just met people hanging out, outside of the dorm. It was pretty easy. Everyone else was in the same boat so it didn't feel weird just talking to people. And this is coming from me, a notoriously shy person. I am now 31, just moved to a new place and having a hard time meeting people. I wish…

1. I'll admit to being very defensive about any perceived anti-semitism, but I just can't get be bothered to care about Teresa Giudice. She's just so stupid. I mean seriously. Getting mad at her for saying stuff like this is like getting mad at a baby for pooping all over. They can't help it.

Yes, but not everyone does the same. There are a number of people who do go down to the police station. Even in this thread, there are people saying the hypo is rape and there are people saying it isn't. I can't help but find that troubling.

Slightly hungover and wuffly. Watched North and South today and good god I feel depressed. I mean how can one possibly go on through life without having Richard Armitage smoulder at them all day. Handsome! I want to go there!

This is all kind of my point. There are a lot of grey areas when we are talking about rape and I was just curious as to what the consensus was here as to what defines rape in the circumstances I was talking about. I tend to see a lot of comments on Jezebel that seem to indicate that anyone who ever accuses anyone of…