My little sister has a bad habit of calling the police on my mom when she hasn't heard from her in a long time. A "long time" to my sister is more than 8 hours. My little sister is going to be 30 in a month.

That is awesome. Completely embarassing, but awesome.

Lucky! Matt Pond PA are almost always my summer soundtrack. Haven't seen them (him) live in years.

Unless they can pickup the sound of unicorns and can shoot daisies & rainbows out in rhythm to the music they are playing, this a clear case of false advertising.

Haha. That too. Thanks for reminding me. I think I intentionally blacked that out.

I just moved back and am clerking for a judge. I ended up out here for the first time, straight out of law school, looking for a challenge. Can't beat arctic living. Frustrating and difficult, but at least you remember you're alive. If that makes any sense at all.

The downside to getting drunk in the arctic is that the cranberry juice I'm mixing my vodka with costs $10.50. So yeah, nearly as much as the bad vodka I'm drinking. A little bottle of club soda? $4.25. But I did find expired Perrier for $3.00.

Yes! I remember I used to wear my granny dress and combat boots with umbros underneath, in case a soccer game broke out.

I don't think there's anything new in all of this. Every decade seems to rehash a previous one.

Ack! What to do?! I spent last weekend moaning about how I just moved and haven't met anyone and blah blah blah pity party. Today a girl from work invited me out with her and her friends and I totally feel like I should go, but I feel like shit, both mentally and physically. I'm completely hormonal and crampy and my…

As soon as I saw the term "moon-flower" I got all excited in the hopes that it was a Game of Thrones reference! Awesome!

That's reasonable. I think the population here is about 4,000 year round, but around 15,000 in summer.

Yes, I lived in AK for years. I just moved to Nome, a place I've visited and know a few people in. Unfortunately, the people I know here are people I know from my days as their public defender.

Hello Jezzies. Finally am settling in, in Alaska. Sort of a disaster of a move, but that's too be expected.

Sort of sorbet:

I feel like any minute now my mother is going to find this article and e-mail it to me with the subject line reading: "What's your excuse?"

Psssst. Tim Gunn... Mean girl doesn't look good on anyone and it's especially unflattering on you.

Umberto D. Depressing, sad... One of the best films ever made and hardly anyone I know has ever seen it.

I'm still holding out for a return of the Adventures of the Little Koala.

Me too. And like you, I instantly turn to Youtube. They used to have some good songs from the show, but I haven't found them recently.