A trump chia pet? Sprouted chia seeds can't match the whispy artificial majesty of our glorious leaders billowing locks!

It could be worse. Recently on my local craigslist there was a guy selling what looked to be a really nice condition maserati biturbo. It had been sitting in his garage for 10 years. It also had 10 years worth of of cardboard boxes and plastic bins stacked on top of it. No attempt was made to clear them off for the…

Thats assuming that you want a pick up truck and a recreational vehicle. The first generation viper is one of my most realistic dream cars. We're i in the right place money wise this is exactly what i one day hope to buy(though maybe one with AC since i am in socal.

I know on later generations the hoods were carbon fiber i believe and they utterly insane price wise. But these early ones I dont believe so. A quick searxh online shows they are a around $2-4k. Not bad but yes what the fuck could go that wrong on an early viper???

This car is a total butterface. It looks absolutely god damned incredible until you see that face, fucking sweet Jesus is it ugly.

You know, its okay to be an idiot, but maybe dont advertise it to the world. 

Whom ever it was that got the job of dressing the whole family of dipshits for this occasion should get some sort of medal. I hope they contiue to dress them so they continue to look as rock fuck stupid as they are.

I kind of wish he had gotten a ride in the carriage. Can you imagine how amazing it would be? Him making his way slowly down the street. Not a soul along the path that gives even the tiniest shit he is there? The entire time him just visibly stewing in anger that he is being ignored?

A Lotus whose name doesnt start with an E? Fuck that shit. Change the name. Or i guess im this case give it a name.

But on the plus side he now has a grave people could go shit on if they so wished.

I genuinely believe all actual citizens stupid enough to adopt the term freedom gas, should be tracked and later on rounded up, placed into a camp and then Democracy Gassed™.

Every episode could end with Captain planet throwing a climate change denier into the sun and that would be fantastic.

Call Of Duty: We Have No Imaginationfare

Shhh! People don’t want subjective data! They want gut feeling and the knowledge that their giants wheels and rubber band tires that they spent a fortune on are worth it!

When this man dies I propose we make it a holiday, a holiday in which people enmass make a pilgrimage to where his bloated corpse is buried and then shit on his grave.

He will come. Just as soon as everyone on board has paid an extra $50000 for the secrets of his healing powers.

I want to believe you but I don’t, not even a little. I work in construction. I am around a lot of guys who own trucks. Most have trucks for the image, talking with them for any length abput their trucks shows that to be true. But they still needed to get the biggest engine available.

You are being generous with your estimation of use.

GM: here is an electric truck with reasonable specs beyond what 90% of consumers would ever use a truck for.