My MIL replaced her 160k mile, 10+ year old TL with a brand new, base level, leased TLX. She chose that over a fully loaded brand new Accord that she test drove with me and my BIL because “it feels more like my [beat, wouldn’t consistently turn off, back-up camera whose quality matched N64's Goldeneye having] Acura.”

Did a bit of data analysis on Diaz a couple of weeks back, and it seems like the big issue is that, like a lot of guys who throw hard sliders this year, he’s lost the ability to consistently command his slider (seemingly due to the new ball), which is leading to hanging sliders (which get crushed) and guys sitting on…

It’s just like my dad always says...
*three minute voicemail of ambient traffic noise and AM radio*

considering his body was almost horizontal when he made contact with lucroy (who i thought would be on an episode of let’s remember some guys by now) I believe him when he says he was diving for the inside corner of the plate.

It’s hilarious that they expected any different. I imagine that the kind of Americans they’re going to find in a bar in France cheering for the US Women’s National Team could not possibly be further from the kind of people who subscribe to the Fox News worldview.

This is a lovely reminder to those fetid trailer trash numskulls that watch Fox News that most of the world actually hates their beloved douchebag leader.

Finally, we’ve discovered where Paul McCartney found his inspiration for Maxwell’s Silver Hammer.

Remember the fuckwits that were poo-poohing Rapinoe’s comments on visiting Biff because “they’re not gonna win so it won’t matter anyway.”? Good times.

Russell Westbrook must really be a horrible teammate if Paul George was so desperate to get away from him that THIS was an acceptable scenario.

The tweet says the suspension is unpaid.  I think paid suspensions are only for cops who shake down or shoot innocent people

We've always known exactly what Camry means, it’s an English transliteration of the Japanese word for “crown” (kanmuri).

The triathlon part, mostly.  

Kyrgios is the Waco Kid of tennis. The gunfighter who hates the only thing he is good at.

The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery. It should never be festooned, drawn back, nor up, in folds, but always allowed to fall free. Bunting of blue, white, and red, always arranged with the blue above, the white in the middle, and the red below, should be used for covering a speaker’s…

So how’s the team morale been working in Chevy’s design department?

How are the Cardinals doing this year? 

You’re a friggin’ psycho!

Nothing witty to add. Just stopping by to say this right here brings me joy matched by few things around the web. Nothing busy; no distractions. It’s just a few folks on a field, well-lit captured by a horizontal camera. Then the sounds— the rocketship cracks and their echoes, unsullied by announcers or fans. This is…

My father just bought one of these to restore and I could not ever imagine needing more than the factory 150 hp.

This is the most terrifying suggestion I've seen in this website.