I guarantee Bumgarner has said “so much for the tolerant Left!” at least once in the past three years.

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You, Me

Casually trying to burn the entire internet to the ground on a Friday afternoon is not very chill.  People might have previously had weekend plans they now have to cancel!

Fascist

Toyota and Honda continually reinvests in their cars. They redesign their cars about every six years or so, with a mid-cycle refresh in between. They’ve been selling the same nameplates (Corolla, Camry, Civic, Accord) for decades.

GM, Ford, and FCA routinely let their cars wither on the vine for years past their…

Vlad Guerrero Jr’s Righteous Dong

“Sir, we’re losing altitude!” “Engage bottom rotor!”

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

He is a terrifying person

If anything is to be taken from this story, is the reiteration of the fact that I hate Drake.

Well they did blow it up

This doesn’t count?

Especially since he was wearing that stupid arm band to cover up his Curry and KD tattoos

WHY DID YOU WAIT SO LONG TO TELL ME?! IT’S TOO LATE TO EDIT NOW!

The solution is obvious.

If the field is infinite, the foul lines would extend across the globe and eventually meet back at home plate, meaning that any ball hit forward into foul territory would actually be landing in the outfield, right? 

I think the game you just invented is called cricket.

He has played 174 innings at 2B, 1 at 3B, 39 at 1B, and 23.1 in LF. Among second basemen he leads the NL in HR, SLG, wRC+, and is second in OBP, .001 behind Addison Russell and his 53 PA. He is tied for the lead in WAR with Ketel Marte who has played more innings in CF than at 2B. He is not an awful defender or…

Of all people, you’re surprised that this guy abstains from being a swinger when he encounters another dude in an unfamiliar position?