Let he who hasn’t wrestled his wife to the ground because she won’t let go of his phone cast the first stone.

LeBron now has an entire team like that. It’s magical to behold. I guess the comparisons to MJ hold up now that LeBron has found his Wizards.

Japanese Classics has a GT-Four for about the same money. I know which one I’d rather have.

Literally my very first thought was “Jason will be crushed. Then jazzed if he is good. Then crushed again.”

This happens more than you'd think. More so among National League owners who refuse to employ designated hitters.

The handjob was coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!

The two Temecula jokes have to meet in Temecula.

If they only ran one loop, they would have gotten their 6.4-mile split across then ran on to the finish line without doing the second loop.

Wait wait wait. Hold on. Temecula already has a thing. We can’t have TWO highly insular Temecula jokes running around here at the same time.

Winning the presidency is the worst thing that ever happened to this grifting model. 

I too am a billionaire if you estimate the value of my brand at $4 billion. Please don’t make me own the Bills.

No offense, but this is kind of old news. It also doesn’t really fit the F150 perfectly as they had to use an extended cab with a 5.5 foot bed, which you can only get that combo from Ford as a Raptor.

“So bye bye Let’s Remember Some Guys”

Out of curiosity, what exactly qualifies this guy to have his opinion published in the Grey Lady, aside from the fact that it’s bad? There must be a ton of other ex-D-1 athletes in law schools. This reeks of an astroturfing campaign. 

That hits on how hollow Manfred’s words truly are. The stadium PA system is used to incite the attendees into performing “the chop” same as they’ve done for the last 30 years.

Wait, I think I figured out why that pattern looks familiar. One little tweak...

What “steps” would that be, exactly? They *still* play the chant song, they *still* have that giant tom tom drum to lead the chant, and they’ve been selling this design for at least 5 years. They last used the “Screaming Savage” in 2013. Are we supposed to be impressed? Screw that trash franchise.

The bottom is a Euro spec car. Us cars have no rear fogs, and need a CHMSL:

It’s like I’m wearing nothin’ at all! Nothin’ at all!! NOTHIN’ AT ALL!!!