At least the memes are pretty good

This is the superbowl the world deserves.

Alex Guerrero will go down as a hero if he can successfully Yoko the Patriots.

LeftShart knows this, but acknowledging that would eliminate the excuse to jump out from under the bridge.

I’m mostly upset that he didn't go over there and step on a land mine.

I’m gonna get so drunk so I black out (basically, Brett Kavanaugh-level drunk) and when I come to the next morning I’ll get to experience the joy of the news a second time!

God I am getting sooooo fucking drunk when this worthless sack of rotten meat finally dies.

You really can't tell that it's a mocking headline meant to satirize a position Trump held when it was convenient?

scha·den·freu·de

I like your style here, but you need a few revisions. I believe what you meant to ask was:

Good question, here’s when I started this year’s draft.

It’s a close call between the fans, the cheating, the MAGA hats, and figuring out that having your QB marry a super rich model so he agrees to smaller contracts is a nice way to dance around the salary cap, but I’m going to go with the fans, too.

No, I really hate their fans. 

I don’t get the obsession with the clown shoe. You can get the same stellar drive train for less money in the Z4 M coupe. As an added bonus, it doesn’t look like a clown shoe and the interior isn’t from 1997. The main appeal of the clown shoe is that it’s weird, rare and not an M3... This is all those things and good…

Welp, news for you. Billionaires can get around some income tax, not all, the code can be tightened, HOWEVER, the Warren tax isn’t a tax on income, it’s a ‘wealth tax’, which is based on their accumulated wealth they already have. They MIGHT be able to weasel out of some percentage of it, but they can’t suddenly claim…

with a La Modern French period design throughout

NO NO NO I HAVE A 500 MILES COMMUTE AND NEVER STAY ANYWHERE MORE THAN 3 MINUTES EV HAVE NO FUTURE AND THERE’S NOT ENOUGH LITHIUM CANCEL EV TESLA PANEL GAPS

In our limited terms where we call people who work on a pit crew at a 24 hour race heroic, sure.

Hey thanks again for forcing the USPS to fund their retirement 70 years into the future so they can’t afford better equipment and better hiring and training. Super great work.