Gruden’s moving into “weather map of tornado activity in Kansas” redness territory.

Hey Now!

I also enjoy getting rid of evidence in a potential homicide just because of how innocent I am!

If he didn’t kill anyone, then why did he give that quote?

“Z cars are surprisingly good on dirt”

A Trump supporter with thin skin and a penchant for not shutting the fuck up on Twitter. What a surprise!

He’s basically what the movie “Rookie of the Year” would have been if the kid had been Ben Shapiro. 

*Aaron Hernandez convicted of murder*

Geezus this guy is a fucking toolbox. 

I’ve seen thicker skins on milk

Trevor Bauer sure seems like a twat.

Counterpoint: teams should realize that kickers score about 30% of all points in football and should invest in them properly. 

One of the things the ‘other’ football does is allow the ref to ‘play the advantage’ which lets he or she acknowledge that a foul or normal play stoppage has occurred but play won’t be stopped until he/she determines the stoppage won’t penalize a team that had the advantage when the foul occurred.

As the author of Peppermint Roll, I humbly submit this brutal gem from Raysism.

It’s always tough to understand the context when Jim Irsay asks his players if they’re holding. 

I’ve been giggling for five minutes over “Kam Chancellorsville”, so thank you for that.

Who can forget Cody Pickett’s Charge, the Battle of Kam Chancellorsville, or the Michael Vicksburg Campaign?

To be fair, a good portion of people in the country don’t seem to know what happened during the Civil War, what it was about, who won, or that it’s over.

I was born with an innate hatred of all things Pittsburgh and will find delight in that which annoys Steeler fans 999 times out of 1,000. But this is some bullshit.