“I wish he could have lived long enough to see a Bills championship”

THIS. 98.687 percent of the population between the ages of 21-65 has a laptop, a smart phone, and an internet connection. NO ONE NEEDS TO WORK IN AN OFFICE.

All that should matter to a boss is that you get your shit done, and a shitty boss is one who doesn’t trust you to do it. I’ve met people who stay at work for hours on end and do absolutely nothing.

You’re missing out on some serious opportunities if you go the stance route.

You know what? This will decimate all after you put fifteen grand in it or more.  If we have to, overnight parts from Japan.

Then why say anything at all? 

He breaks the record again with every completion going forward so they need to print a lot of these certificates.

Still have ZERO clue why it isn’t a national holiday. Also, July 4th should always be on a Monday or Friday so we get a three day weekend, I am sick of mid week holidays, so counter productive. You have people waiting tog et out the day before and not working the day after. Let’s just agree on the fist Friday (or…

Are you a cop? Because you sound like a cop. It’s gonna be ok man, this is a good story on a bad take. He’s not hurting anyone, so we can all just relax.

My apologies for sharing some interesting information with you.

He has the same throwing motion as someone heaving a Molotov cocktail.

Did we have a black president then? If so, that makes all the difference in the world. 

There are 100%, without a fucking doubt, McGregor fans (not all, but for sure some) who are indulging in white power fantasy with him. The brash, swag, shit taking white guy comes in and insults (usually racially) and beats up brown people? They fucking love it.

Sir, this is an Arby's drive through.

The drift doc “Keep Drifting Fun” that came out a few years ago had one of my favorite lines about drifting.

The cop is right. It is a distraction to the job of driving.

I’m surprised the officer in the picture wasn’t also on his mobile phone while on the computer, both which of course are illegal in my state but hey, because cops, they’re above all laws, so I guess it’s okay.

Meanwhile, inside the patrol car...