Wow, I'm glad you have the ability to boil incredibly complex social and political issues down to one variable! But my only question is — why aren't you applying these amazing skills elsewhere? The world needs your brilliance! The middle east, the recession, PED in major league sports — you could solve all of these…

Hooray. Anniversaries.

Nader better keep an eye on how fast he tries to handle this situation, it could get unsafe at any speed.

Sharknado, Arachnoquake, Piranhaconda, and Dinoshark

[watches video]

Then and now

I realize we live in a wonderful place where everyone can have there own opinions, but good sweet Christ I am tired of hearing this song on the radio every 12 seconds.

I always saw Jefferson as driving a black series Mercedes.

As a Reds fan: "Sweet!"