As a Reds fan, this is how I usually picture him.

Ladies and gentlemen, the anti Jay Leno.

Girls, listen to Uncle Hatey, fetal stem cells wipe away a hangover like your father's political connections wiped away those drunken vehicular manslaughter charges.

Can we share a little appreciation for Snider having a fantastic side mullet?

Hey!! There were a solid 115 people with me there last night.

Too much PBR in the PBL? You decide.

On six $10 shirts. six.

God Damned kids these days!!!!

So...

GOOD THING THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED AROUND WHERE I LIVE!!!

OH MY GOD THAT MOUSTACHE!!

Da da da da da da... thesepeoplefightingoverthisare...... DUMB!!!

Knoblock then tossed the autographed ball back and missed the attorney by a good 15 feet.

Those socks really tie the extra small jersey and camo together.

If only Bonds had given steroid use four days of deliberation, maybe the nation could finally forget about him.

I almost bought/traded for one with a VQ35 in it, but was a few hundred dollars short. It still makes me sad...

This B-Team is just like the A-Team, in that they've never actually hit a shot.

1. 1993 Nissan 300zx.

Has a girl in an xxl t-shirt ever been attractive??