"Yeah, but I've seen bigger dicks."

"Sock upon sock" was also the motto of a certain Anthony Keidis, if memory serves correctly.

Dead man attends soccer game

I woke a baby, I laughed so hard at this picture.

Don't mess with that guy. Pascal did the same thing to Lance Armstrong, and now he only has one testicle.

The person standing in the field has Duke Nukem balls of steel™.

This is worse than one of those Max Hardcore vidyas I've been... hearing about!

I see a Boss 302 in Butterscotch...

Let's be honest. This cannot be the first time she's danced her way to the top of a pole.