As of Thanksgiving, Blondie was alive and unwell as always. Atlanta "losing it" was all about the Gold Club takedown. Cheetah is your businessman's locale, Pink Pony is for Buckhead bros (former cardholding member) and party girls, and Oasis and Mardi Gras are...I don't even know how to describe them. I'm not going…

Moose Knuckle Test

If only I could live on a different planet. I think that two people here are joking and one person is super serious.

Nah, apparently you were dead on from a criminal perspective. I tried the same troll on someone a few days earlier and got smacked down. Assault and battery are apparently merged somewhat in many criminal codes.

Those average Alabamans have been confined to casinos for years.

Nothing finer in the land, they told me...

Under-fucking-rated. This is superb.

Lez be honest. Do you really not get it?

Of course I read the article. This thread was originally about left handed amateur baseball players who appreciated and emulated Palmeiro's swing. I think there are other threads about what you want to discuss. I'm sure they'll appreciate whatever...insights(?)...you no doubt have to offer. Happy new year.

My bad. I forgot some people still slum it in criminal law. Hang in there. It gets better.

Thanks for reply. While reading up for my second reply earlier, I did note that in criminal codes assault and battery are frequently merged or similar in elements. Ohio is one of these states too, as you have pointed out. Having never really dealt with criminal matters, I was clueless and trolling in my original…

/returns from holidays
Never said he belonged in the HOF. The OP and I were just discussing his sweet swing and how, as fellow lefties, it was fun to watch him. You came along and brought up whatever random topic you think you're discussing with us. I'm not sure what it's called when you are totally and completely…

Underrated, both as a name, and as a real advantage.

First of all, kudos for the reasoned response to my trollishness. I'm sure you already know the answer, but it's my impression that semantically you can't be assaulted while unconscious, although you can be battered. Among other elements, battery is the touching without consent. Assault requires fear/apprehension…

You have pretty much got the tall male experience down to the detail, other than there are slightly less people that are willing to smash into me more than once after I say something and/or threaten to visit bodily harm upon them. That being said, there are some travelers that DGAF and then we play the game between…

On Delta, it's usually $30 extra for the exit row. I'm 6'5", 230 and back in the golden days, they would just give me the exit seat on sight when I checked in, or asked nicely (or...gasp...first class every now and then...so fancy). My hips appear to be 5mm wider than the current coach seat, so the armrests dig in a…

I'm sure your aisle-mates would gladly lend a hand or support if you asked.

It's a fine line on the internet trying to share experience about whipping ass and not being an "Internet Tough Guy." I'm just a dude, but I did security for a long time in and after college. I avoided actual fights like the plague, if at all possible. My face is too pretty to bash it up with frat daddies and drunk…

HOT SPORTS TAKE, BRO. Now, what was the problem with Palmeiro's swing that OP and other lefty kids used to emulate?

Lefty, 1B here too, plus most of my family went to Mississippi State. It was Palmeiro and Will Clark all day at my house.