Doing any of the ridiculous tasks they ask will help convince a cop you are drunk. He counted too quickly/too slowly. He seemed agitated/lethargic. His alphabet was mixed up/too rehearsed. Best not to drink and drive at all, then you can refuse the stupid tests with no fear and demand a breath test or just refuse…

I find cold beer to be the perfect antidote to a hot Southern summer day.

This is a fantastic question. Could save tons of time for those of us who don't insist on heirloom potatoes grown only from the northern slopes of indigenous tribeland.

It was very subtle. Not bad at all. It probably needed to just sit there in front of us for a while so it could sink in.

+1

A little awkward in phrasing but undoubtedly the leader in the clubhouse, currently.

No biggie. As a "dudebro", I'm pretty used to being dismissed 'round here :) It's a tough life, trying to chat up jezzies. On this topic of wine/xanax drunk 30something women, I feel like I'm a good subject matter expert though.

But what about the bathroom? I'm halfway kidding, but seriously, if you've really only seen one stripper do coke, you were at a different kind of place than I used to patronize in Atlanta and Vegas and New Orleans. I'll name names: Cheetah, Oasis, Pink Pony, Spearmint Rhino, Scores, Hustler. That said, I both…

I'm old and went back to law school. It's never really over for some of us :)

I dunno. Probably the same reason that real strippers have to take a break from lap dancing every 4-5 songs to go do some rails in the dressing room.

For sure. And if mental health truly is in play in these situations, it can mean the individuals are predisposed to compulsive, reckless, or destructive behaviors in terms of substances. Then combine that with the doctor-approved availability of benzos or hypnotics and you've got a heart stopping combination.…

I mentioned this below, as 26% of the deaths were classified as "mental health or behavioral." Methinks it's pretty hard to kill your liver with just booze by your 30s. Not impossible, as we've all probably got an anecdote or two, but still, fucking hard. But to answer your question, no. I read the whole study and…

With 26% of those deaths classified as "mental health or behavioral," I'm curious if any pharmaceuticals were also involved. Very interesting otherwise, as I'm a 31 y/o and basically don't know any woman in my social/peer group that doesn't have some wine on hand when I stop and think about it.

Prison rape...hilarious. What else ya got?

Tiff testing one on Old Top Gear. In English :)

+1 pitiful peter, mint condition, unused and still in packaging

Can't explain street fight dynamics to people whose last brush with violence was a spanking from mommy. Some people refuse to grasp the concept that big-boy fights sometimes end up with one guy unconscious and being beaten relentlessly. Those same people couldn't grasp why even a nice kid like Trayvon might have…

Spot on comment XD. I taught in public schools briefly and was going to night school to earn my Masters at an honest-to-deity public research institution (financed by American Express in the times of low interest rates). Meanwhile, department chairs, administrators, and generally every clueless lowlife around me was…

No prob. If you know how to upload images, feel free to do so. I'm sure explicit engravings from 500 years ago would attract more attention than actually talking about what they mean.

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