I’m going to go out on a very safe limb and say that the kids doing this were just SO PLEASED with their cleverness...right up until that video got uploaded.

The Greenbrier is a hotel located in West Virginia, where IRL the US political leaders were to be housed in an underground bunker in the event of a nuclear (or other type of) war/attack.

I’m leaning more towards “Don’t let the door hit you in the butt on the way out.”

I think you’re about 200 years too late. At this point, it is considered normal to use it that way.

Honorable CAN be a title of nobility, but it isn’t necessarily. Judges in the US have it. I put a quote from the Britannica up, which basically says, yes, this use of ‘Honorable’ is legit.

At the rate the NFL burns through players (I read the average length of an NFL career is 3 years) the talent pool is going to start drying up.

It’s all about invalidating Obama’s legacy.

I’d like to thank Yesha C for her participation in “The Opening Monologue”.

You read The Clapback while eating?

Damnit Nedd! I got SARCASM all over my shoes!

In 2000, the ethnic breakdown for DC was:

Do you still have the receipt?

I realize this is old school Mr. Goat, but I’ve always approved of Mr Von Trapp’s method for making toilet paper during a crisis.

Yeah, it’s normal - from Britannica:

I pulled the data from the Mother Jones link you provided. I was trying to make sure if we were going to compare apples that they were apples.

Gotcha, I live in South Texas. But that whole area qualifies as ‘majority minority’ given the history of Texas. (Texas said it owned the land from Louisiana to the Rio Grande, while Mexico said it owned from the Rio Grande to the Nueces river.)

Hang on, I need to put my nerd hat on.

I’m gonna take a guess that you are in Eastern Texas.

Ah, THAT look. The one right before he’s running down the corridor. That’s the look that speaks volumes. It says, “My wife says ‘Get Home.’ If I have to walk through the ashes of empires, I will get home. If I have to burn planets and sunder stars, I will get home.”

Clearly ignoring problems until they go away has always worked. I for one know that I’ve had the gushing stab wound for the last twenty minutes, and all going to the hospital would do is dirty up someone else’s floor and make the doctor stay over time. I’m just gonna sit here until this puppy stops bleeding on it…