My guess

One of the best colors with a hardtop too! I feel ya man.

This is on Jezebel because there’s no reason it shouldn’t be.

CAD 19 games = USD 10 games

...he’s joking.

When I saw the pictures of the 124 rally I made a sound so dirty the porn filters kicked in and blocked all images.

I just don’t understand why, if these guys really can’t sit next to women, they don’t just start their own all-male airline other than the fact that I’ve already copyrighted that idea and am halfway done designing the Stewards uniforms.

Don’t worry, neutron stars aren’t that bright:

Damn.

Referring to women as “females” definitely helps your credibility here...

Is that a polypeptide boson realignment transducer in your pocket, or are you just glad to magnetoreceive me?

It’s legal to donate a kidney, but not for someone to cut a kidney out of you without your consent. I think that’s the kind of law that should be in effect here.

This is a mildly different pitch than the latest pitch to come out of the GTA, Etobicoke: If Trump Wins, You Can Still Go Fuck Yourselves.

Count the motherfucking clauses in that sentence. Forget the horrifying shit show that was the topic, any editor who let that damn clusterfuck out the door should be fired on the spot for that alone.

I prefer to find out about pregnancy the old fashioned way, in the middle of excruciating labor in a deserted alley way, as punishment for my sins of the flesh.

Michigan apparently has a form of indeterminate sentencing where the legislature sets a maximum sentence and a judge sets a minimum sentence. When the convicted person reaches the minimum sentence he’s allowed to go in front of a parole board to ask for release on parole, but must serve at least the minimum.

Septically

Ayyy Buzz Killington what’s up? Knew it was only a matter of time before you showed up here. I wonder what you’re like at parties, do you warn people of alcohol poisoning as they drink?

Well, I moved to Metropolis, but then it got leveled by space aliens. So then I moved to Keystone City, and then it sunk under the ocean. So then I moved to Coast City, and it got nuked to ashes. So then I said screw it, moved to rural Kansas to this no-nothing town called Smallville.

probably STDS (Sudden Teen Death Syndrome).