I know.

“Chloë Grace Moretz, Kiersey Clemons and Beanie Feldstein”

The nationality of the crew member should not be an issue.

Ladies and gentlemen, the current state of the American driver. I for one welcome our autonomous overlords.

Upon hearing about the injuries, Martha shed a single tear, but to be fair, it’s been tattooed onto her cheek since prison.

Ugh, vinegar strokes.

READ LIST OF GRAPHIC PENIS INJURY DESCRIPTIONS.

No, I can’t force people to spend their money is a reasonable or responsible way, but I can and will continue to call them selfish assholes for wasting their money in such a way.

I’m a full-time shelter worker*, donate my “extra” cash to four different charities (ASPCA, Shriners Hospitals for Children, Planned Parenthood Action Fund, The Wild Animal Sanctuary) on a monthly basis, and frequently use my own money to buy supplies for my job that I am not able to be reimbursed for, and have three…

If anyone is wondering, that money could have saved AT LEAST two hundred shelter dogs.

Wrong. pod-racing is awesome.

Sometimes I think about how nice it would be to have a job that allows me to sit at home in my bathrobe all day. Then I realize that I’ve just wished to be Hugh Hefner.

Actually he’s replying to a QOTD from June asking what the most bullshit speed limit is....

I’ve been on a few trips in my life where we’ve either been asked for our weights ahead of time or actually weighed at the airport. These are always on little planes where a difference of 50 pounds matters and frankly, I’m happy to jump on a scale if that’s helping to keep my plane in the air.

Well, since she’s the one who’d be getting the abortion, it’s really her personal beliefs that matter in this situation, not yours, isn’t it?

This car is so sexy I want to text it awkwardly for a few days before driving around with it for like 30 minutes deciding on where to eat and then slowly lose communication with it after dinner until I see it again a few months later when it’s somehow engaged

shoulda used the digital air pressure gauge?

Firefighter/EMT from the central valley, basically a mass casualty incident (MCI) is established when patients outnumber first responders. The scenes are difficult to manage having to mitigate the present danger, triage, and transport of all patients. ER’s can’t accept that many traumas at once and go on diversion…