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Who says the time was billed?

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Hey Bill, let’s check out the noise reported on the Z and pickup some tacos.

You’re kind of a dick, huh?

Fired? For a taco bell run? Lighten up people.

This is assuming all manual drivers aren’t obnoxious asshats heel-and-toeing their way to the grocery store and bragging about it on the internet.

So instead, you act like a cunt to other people? Got it.

I don't know, I kind of just poured my martini into the socket.

Hey dude, nice forehead. More like a fivehead. Hair Club for Men much? Hahaha

"Jesus Christ, his face is damn near cut off!!"

"The electronic parking brake is a deal-breaker for me."

You should see the one I wrote about YOUR MOM.

How about jump starting a McLaren 12C if the battery dies? Electronic trunks, electronic doors, what to do? A guide:

You know who isn't thin? Richie Incognito! What a fat fuck that guy is!

You seem to know all these kids really well! How did you manage to meet each and every one of them?

Thurston Howell IV was heard to have said,"Finally, someone bad enough to join my crew, Beverly Hillz Stuntz."

Mr Yellowvest is probably trained in liability avoidance, which teaches him what he can and can not do to keep GDOT from being sued.

Plus the escorts. Since the service is rolled into the Air Force's General Operating Budget, it isn't a line item. However, the service is estimated to cost between 1.4 and 1.8 billion dollars a year.

Fuck I hate autoplay adchoices adds, Thanks Jalopnik/kinja.