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Oh that? That was the bane of my existence when I was service writing at BMW. Nothing makes you seem shadier than when you're trying to explain what's wrong with someones car using words that sound plain made up.

It is a scientifically proven fact that there is an inverse relationship between the size of one's member and the size of one's vehicle, with lifted Ram 3500s on thirty-eight inch mudders at one end of the scale and the Miata at the other. See "Investigation Of The Hummer Effect: Dude, Everyone Knows" by Kinsey /

Toyota: When You Need To Get Somewhere (And You Don't Care How)

Wow, the updated R8 looks hot.

Oh donk. The dubstep of the automotive world.

It just seems like a lot of money for a roof that can be opened only three times a year.

Totally agree. And the noise about there being no market for a wagon in NA? Bunk. I work at a Mazda dealer, and we have people coming in at least once a week looking for a Mazda6 wagon, even though it hasn't been available here in Canada for four years.

IT WAS BEN REILLY THE WHOLE TIME

What does "cyborg" mean?

Lots of bad habits here in Vancouver, but the one that gets me the most is the amount of cars I roll up next to that have pot smoke pouring out of them. I ride a motorbike most of the year, and I can't count the amount of times I've been next to a car that smells like an Amsterdam cafe with the WINDOWS CLOSED.

Truth. And this is exactly the kind of prejudicial "you people" language that is going to bite us in the ass during the robot uprising.

I'm neither a grammar nor robot expert, but it seems to me that "quadcopter" is kind of a catch-all for that kind of multiple rotor symetrical aircraft, regardless of the actual number of rotors. Like how asking for a Kleenex is usually taken as asking for a paper tissue as opposed to the actual brand of snot rag.

I'm neither a grammar nor robot expert, but it seems to me that "quadcopter" is kind of a catch-all for that kind of multiple rotor symetrical aircraft, regardless of the actual number of rotors. Like how asking for a Kleenex is usually taken as asking for a paper tissue as opposed to the actual brand of snot rag.

You know, most motorbikes have room for a passenger...

+1 Well done sir.

The worst. If he was a superhero his name would be The Smirk.

Oh I see. Thanks! That is hot as hell...

What... is that car in the Local Motors pic? The worlds most fast and furious Civic, or a one off that for some reason uses the tail lights from one?

This is going to lead to the worst reboot of Doomsdays origin story yet.

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