This is the best response to the "you can use x to kill people too, why don't we just ban x?" argument I've heard all day.

And pooping.

Hey guys, I don't have sound on my computer here at work. Can anyone tell me at what point I should be imagining the BRAAAHMMMs in this trailer?

"Stepping up to the podium now is For Sweden, one of the most exciting competitors in Freestyle Commenting. Today he is attempting the very difficult Double-Reverse Sarcasti-Troll, here's the dismount... AND IT'S GOOD!"

That will be tough, seeing as the film will be made in the shadow of that beloved cinematic tour de force that is 1993s Super Mario Bros.

NVM it's a semuta pipe.

I thought the physics of what happened looked weird, but on further reflecting it looks like he grabbed at the brakes as he went airborne, and as only the front wheel was touching it threw him over the handle bars.

Nostalgic Millenials with money?

Is #2 some kind of space bong?

Ridiculous? I'm sorry, did you SEE the steering wheel?

I don't understand how you can read a whole article about plagiarizing from Yahoo! Sports and then turn around and do the same thing.

My favorite is the argument using the banana as a proof of creation. It amazes me that one can argue that the shape of a banana is perfect to fit in a human hand and put in a human mouth, and then in the same breath condemn homosexual acts as un-natural.

It's strange that they'd release promo images using a model outfitted with aftermarket front / rear bumper from Pep Boys.

Haters to the left, I love it. One can question the quality of a tattoo (for instance, looks like someone couldn't keep their scratchy little fingers away from "die free") or the spelling or the placement, but it's rare that someone can justify questioning the motivations behind one and not turn into sanctimonious…

You know it could only be a "heavy" metal band, right?

I am Canadian...

Thanks universal healthcare!

Great rage-face.

That explains the plaid paint job.

Yikes, look at the rear camber in the second pic. Thats STANCE yo!