I think he owes the gentleman in the red a new pair of trousers.

It never seems to end well when sci-fi is used though. Look at the amount of science fiction on any banned books list.

I must have missed some seminal issues of Avengers, because everyone seems to love Squirrel Girl and I HATE HER. Every time she's in a panel or god forbid the feature in an issue my eyes roll so hard I can see the folds in my brain.

Assimilation is the ultimate Friendship.

IT IS NOW!

That situation is fair, as a service advisor I've had to do the exact same thing. I guess the difference to me is that it SEEMS like the buyer did nothing wrong. (Emphasized because obviously I don't know the whole story; to escalate it to the police when it appears to be the dealers fault seems a little fishy) It…

To be fair the buyer "immediately jumped on the massive lawsuit kick" after he was arrested and brought in by the cops. The amount is a lot, but it's not as if he was like "OMG you called me to tell me you made a mistake!? SUED FOR MAKING ME PICK UP THE PHONE!!!"

The worlds greatest "Yo Mama" joke is hiding in this story somewhere...

"Wake me when they do the former..."

How about the awful "dialects" in the Speak Selection? They don't even sound Irish!

The best part about it is the dinosaur in the background going "Whaaaaaaaat!?"

I totally agree with that, but I also agree with the OP: The situation would never have gotten where it did if the rider hadn't exercised his right to be much ruder to the officer than anybody ever would be to someone who wasn't serving them coffee.

Haters gonna hate. I agree with you . Of course the officer broke the law and should never have done what he did, but the rider clearly had no intention of doing anything to defuse the situation. Ask Henry Louis Gates how easily "contempt of cop" turns into "disorderly conduct".

Considering ghosts are involved, I'm surprised that when asked who you're gonna call the owners opted for the police.

Now whenever I say "Jesus Fucking Christ!" in front of my religious relatives I can claim it's canon rather than blasphemy.

Here's one I've been burned on not once but TWICE: If you've been drinking and driving and you hit someone, do a couple shots or shotgun some beers before the cops get there. It will totally throw off their breathalyzer! If you're going to be a scumbag, why not go all out?

More Anne Hathaway would be dyn-o-mite. She acted the shit out of that part. I was a little skeptical that she would be able to pull it off when I first heard she had the part, but every time she was on screen I was wowed by her. The scene in the bar? Holy moly!

Torque.

$590 for a cargo mat.

That is a really good point, I never thought of that. Thanks!