Samesies, I find that the any amount of audio awareness I lose is pretty much the same that I lose just from wind noise, and listening to music is a lot better than listening to wsshhhwwhssshwhwhwwwssssh for hours at a time.

It's definitely got the same my-eyebrows-run-into-my-grill look going on.

As a former Jeep service employee, I can assure you that

"which is the easiest way to weasel your way out of a prenuptial agreement in a comic book universe"

I have a related question regarding cell phone batteries. When I was rocking a dumbphone and the battery died I could plug it in and use it immediately. It may not have had enough of a charge to run unplugged but I could turn it on the instant I plugged it in. However, if my iPhone battery dies it has to recharge to a…

When I read the title of this article I was sure it would be an examination of the disproportionate number of Crystals, Shannyns, and Mercedes' in the exotic dancing profession.

Is that what that book was called? I thought that I had read something like that at some point in my life, but I assumed it was an elaborate and horrifying body dismorphia themed nightmare.

I've said it before, I'll say it again... Tom Hanks looks like he is channeling white Ice T for this film. That goatee!

"where are all the time travelers from the future?"

Given the option, I'd rather have the computer inside my body. Integrated cyborg tech? Yes please!

I would be more concerned with Ballmer was using his DJ pseudonym to give you the copy.

Are the benefits of combining caffeine and painkillers the reason some "fast-acting" painkillers have caffeine in them?

Man, these Dos Equis "Most Interesting Man In The World" ads are getting out of hand.

Why do you delete your old texts? Is it a privacy thing or a storage space issue? I've never deleted a text, though for me a I'm not concerned about privacy issues and the space taken on my phone is negligible.

It looks like Stiller, Vaughn and Hill weren't ready for the crunch.

There is no way that this would fly two counties over in Pawnee.

Irregardless, it's clearly a very simple organism.

I'm loving this review so hard right now. Matt, you are a wordsmith. The Clone High reference was the cherry on top of the lamb taco.

I'm loving this comment so hard right now.

Right out of school to start my apprenticeship I was having some trouble finding a garage that would take me. I finally relented and got a job at a local Mr. Lube because hey, doing minor maintenace is better than not working on cars at all, right?