True story: My parents always told me when I was younger that they met in high school and dated, got married and had me (probably in that order). An innocent, vaguely romantic story. It was only until I was quite a bit older that my uncle drunkenly rubbed the shine off that story. They did indeed meet in high school,…

Pssht luddite. My fridge 3D prints ice sculptures and then tweets Instagram pics of said sculptures.

And kept it instead of returning it or at least turning it in to a lost and found? That's stealing.

I can understand (yet can in no way justify) the desire to ride helmetless. I only wear a full face and there are times when I wish I had a beanie or at least a half-face, for the "freer riding experience" aspect of it. But then I see pics of helmet-less accidents or read comments like Smoshmonkers above and thoughts…

Well that was terrifying. I'm walking home tonight.

Damn NG, the start of your story sounds like Xzibits draft of the Inception script.

I may be wrong, but I think if you can secure the bail through assets or property you only need to be able to produce %10 of the bail in actual funds.

No, it's a reference to Hook.

Interesting, I just saw all the same images used in an article on Fleshbot about the XXX Reboot parody...

Clicked on it, doesn't go anywhere.

@ Andrew: What kind of life do you live where "pregaming" involves bar-hopping until the latest bar closes? I'm beginning to wish I went to college.

I think the dealer installed the seat, which is why he's suing the dealer / manufacturer.

Oh dear. I'm getting behind on my Community watching. Is Starburns dead?

Spend some time on a motorbike. I know two wheels = bad, but after taking a riding course and spending the last few years almost exclusively riding I'm more attentive to the flow of traffic around me and more aware of what's happening on the road.

Why would you vote for anyone who DIDN'T have pictures of themselves passed out in a playground with a Roman candle firing out of their ass? Government is supposed to be representative, after all.

In statement recently released from the manufacturer: "Look, this is unfortunate, but you have to understand: this is probably the first neck massager purchased in the last decade that was actually used on a neck. We never though we'd have to do safety testing for it in that area."

When asked what his outlook was on how the car will do in the auction, the owner replied "Bullish."

Make sure when you order it you send in the correct measurements; remember, 12" and 12' are very different sizes.

That is the worst fucking gif of all time.

Oh my goodness, I've been chuckling at this comment for five minutes now. Good show sir.