Man, British Columbia police HATE spirited drivers.

"you need to calm those titties" is the best thing I've read on this site in a long long time.

Or one between 1910 -1920.

Yes. Love it. Yes.

I think it actually makes her a gentleman, because when someone describes something as a "leather coin purse" I instantly picture a scrotum.

You have to look at the source - Andrew used to be a Canadian stripper. Life is hard for Northern Dancers; always dreading the day some sadist is going to make it rain.

Yup. Saw it mostly at BMW, people who didn't know there was an actual key that pulled out of their fob.

As someone who has worked in the service department of various dealerships for the last decade, here are the most common ones I see:

Oh my. It looks like this might just be a big marketing snafu. This was recently released from the Ferrari Asia PR department:

Wow. The Cronenberg remake of Pretty Woman sounds awful.

Truth. I'm from Vancouver so anytime I hear / read "taser" that's waht immediately pops to mind.

I knew someone would, so I had to think one up double-time.

No he was right the first time. Because when the enemy sees them coming, they treble.

It's actually a quantum missile, a Schrodinger's Bomb. It's a weapon that may or may not kill you, but you won't until it hits you.

Robert Dziekanski begs to differ.

#11 The time Doom got metallic herpes. But from WHO?

World's longest shoreline? I'd hope so.

$65!? In my house if I wanted to seal up a gash I just have to fart in bed or make a disparaging comment about the mother of said gashs owner.

Oh my goodness, that is hilarious. Hearted.

That is AWESOME.