The future is so awesome. At no time in history, ever, has anyone been able to say "I've been shot by a 60 mile per hour electric smoke ring!"

Fun fact: Camping lanterns were among the everyday items that David Hahn, the Radioactive Boy Scout, used to try and create a breeder reactor in his garage when he was 17.

While it may not have been a technology but rather Technology that led to this panic, I would like to nominate the (retroactively laughable) Y2K furor. Peoples technophobia combined with the media stoking these fires probably led to more bunker building and supplies hoarding than the US has seen since the Cold War.

Is this comment a joke? Seriously, is it some kind of sarcastic meta-commentary about the tendancy of some commenters here to make ridiculous, asinine complaints about article content that is DESCRIBED IN THE TITLE? To constantly whine about Apple coverage (because why would a tech blog write about the biggest / most…

#COTD

I hope that if I shove a mouthful of Hickory Sticks the moment before I die, people who find my fossilized remains 120 million years from now will think I'm totally radical as well.

Misleading title. This guy's hair is far from apparent.

It's because they're very sexy. A whisk featured prominantly in a recent meringue-a-troi I was involved in.

Didn't say they were. *eye roll*

Not according to both the IIHS and the FHWA.

I'm looking forward to the day when my grandkids are like "You really just stole whatever you wanted off the internet? You never paid for any of it?"

While complaining about something like this seems like it is in the same vein as people who complain about red light cameras ("WTF! I can't break the law anymore!") it still really stinks. TPB is in my opinion the best of the bunch, easy to use and I've never had a problem finding anything there.

As someone who doesn't really follow sports (I'm here for the Funbag and the dick pics, thank you) reading the headlines often feels like I'm reading character notes on the script of a kids show. Plaxico? Tommy Tuberville? Gronkowski? There's no way these are real names.

I'm still waiting for the Dr. Mantis Toboggan graphic novel.

Screw the computer, where do I order the 3" ruler?

While it may seem a bit like over-reacting, all of those terms make sense as far as threat monitoring...

"I just don't know how I'm going to use it yet."

If it really is a Gathering the "clown" in "clown pole" is already implied. And if this story doesn't smack of a bunch of Juggalos-gone-wild, then I don't know what does.

What the hell, I swear I opened the Jalopnik page. How did I end up on Gizmodo?

I am sick and tired of all the spelling errors on this site. I mean, not noticing there's an extra "cl" in the title? Come on guys.