How old are these "grown-ups"? Most hipsters I know are late 20s to early 40s.

When I was in high school my friends and I (degenerate skaters one and all) wore skin tight jeans in the fashion of Ali Boulala and Dustin Dollin. We refered to then as "side-pipes" due to the tendancy of the jeans to showcase whether one dressed right or left when one was going commando.

TOTALLY. We're a little behind on the trends you see, we just got KRAFTWERK.

I wish responses could be comment of the days...

I hear that. At least have the balls to tell the truth: "Why are gas prices so high still when oil prices have dropped?"

Those airline ticket shenanigans are the WORST. Here in Canada government regulations were recently introduced that forces ticketing agents to display all costs when advertising flights. Way less of a pain in the ass, but it does away with walking by an agent in the mall and fantasizing about flying ot Berlin for $99…

After zooming and enhancing the video, one can see a bumper sticker adorned to one of the doors: If This Choppers A Rockin', Don't Come A Knockin'. No Seriously, Run For Your Life.

Well, looks like my summer bike trip from Van to Vegas just got extended by a couple days...

What's this? My panties! They are full of soup!

It seems like a waste of a time travel trip to the 70s just to get at that well before it ran dry.

Oh chang God, it's dean too long.

FINALLY my late night fantasies about Pamela Anderson don't have to be followed up by embarrassing imaginary phone calls to all my other imaginary girlfriends.

Because Hummers are the ice version of Lamborghinis?

Duh, obviously not. The parts would clearly be haunted.

That's it, I'm DEFINITELY getting cremated. Seeing the creative and extensive lengths meth-heads go to harvest a couple of dollars of copper, I just don't feel safe leaving my metal-riddled body buried a mere 6 feet down.

i can just see it now: "You start your car with with a key? Whatever drone. I'm really into crank starting right now. I'd discuss it more but I have to move my car out of the rain, I'm worried the water will put out the boiler."

Is Sting Theory the one where one's right or wrong state is non-applicable to neither the necessity of traversing thoroughfares for monetary gain, nor for whether to wear a garment nearing the infrared in hue is required?

Time Crystals will most likely be mentioned by the Doctor in an upcoming episode, closely followed by the Inspector harnessing the powers of his Time Geode.

I can't wait until they bust one of these out at my next job interview...

Wait, you're not supposed to drive auto with two feet? That explains how much I'm spending on brake pads...