And you know if it was typed phonetically it would have been pronounced "NAWWZZ".

Having just finished the Planetary series (again) there were a bunch of references, homages, and straight up cameos that really stuck out.

"Years of mud-spitting, V8-roaring, sideways competition will eat up your whole life savings"

Where do I drill into the gas tank to run my NOS line?

What an awful comment. Why bother?

It's for when hipsters have duels. I bet it's a fixie too.

I know it's the bad amount of wheels, but I finally learned to ride a motorbike after years of procrastinating. 8 months and 20,000 kms later, my only regret is that I didn't do it earlier.

I know it's the bad amount of wheels, but I finally learned to ride a motorbike after years of procrastinating. 8 months and 20,000 kms later, my only regret is that I didn't do it earlier.

I was hoping the Blackout Buddy would be a personal valet for when I've hit the eggnog too hard. They would be able to follow me around all night and the next morning let me know who I should apologize to when I can't remember.

Are there options for gift cards you don't want, or gift cards with an unusable amount on them? It would be great to send them to a charity, maybe one that could use cards to either buy needed products for developing countries or convert the unused amounts into relief money.

C-pillar looks kind of like a 300ZX.

It's only ironic if you ignore the second paragraph, as well as the argument that hashtag use has devolved from a useful filtering / sorting system to a double-reverse ironic gesture. #whitenoise is the off topic forum; #trollpatrol alerts the editors to, well, trolls; and #corrections is used to alert said editors to…

Here's a real thing that actually happened.

It's a shame you guys already posted the top ten rants of the year because this most definitely should have been included.

This is either the best or the worst thing I've ever seen.

In the 8 years I've worked at different dealers I've seen it maybe three times? And every time it wasn't waking up with a new car in the driveway, it was a couple or parents / kids coming in the week after to pick one out. In all the cases it seems like on Christmas they got either a card that said "you're getting a…

I'd love to appropriate part of the Lithuanian name for it, only for the experience of offering my guests a shot of my "homemade pieninis milk."

As with any QOTD, I'm going to go with the Miata. Specifically the first generation. Visually, especially compared to new cars, it is quite bland. No belt-lines, no flame surfacing or scallops or kinks or (OEM) vents. Just a fun to drive jelly bean.

wokka wokka wokka!

And the Batman Incorporated suit answers that age-old question: How does Batman pee when hes in the suit?