I don't know, Denzel's iPod was still working after 30 years in The Book Of Eli.

Of course the idea of Santa as a top gun pilot immediately brought to mind the image of him topless in jeans decimating about 40 elves in a beach volleyball game.

No, it's usually people in their forties. Most of them seem like car enthusiasts who know nothing about cars. The kind of people who sneer at Miatas as a "girl car" and explain why they don't drive manual because "it's a pain in the ass."

#5: I'm not surprised at all. I've worked in the service department at a Chrysler dealer for the last three years and I can't count the number of PT Cruiser owners that have GIGANTIC THROBBING BONERS for their cars. In all the manufacturers I've worked for I've never seen this kind of fawning adoration for a car…

"The fingers you have used to dial are too fat, to obtain a special dialing wand please mash the keypad with your palm now."

Maybe it's the lighting.

It's a shame the guys filming this didn't go down and fix it themselves, because judging by the commentary they clearly already knew how to solve the problem.

I love Britta as Poison Ivy and Dean Pelton as drag Poison Ivy. It just seems... fitting.

That is a LOT of cheddar. However, if current population estimates are accurate, it works out to a little more than two dollars per US citizen per plane.

It reads like the title of a Electric Six song.

Nope, decade. This post was delivered to Jalopnik by 50 year old letter a la Back To The Future 2.

You'd think she would have waited until AFTER the picture was taken to bite into that lemon.

As silly as it is, it's still better than the Michael Jackson Pepsi commercial themed Ferrari.

Why thank you sir! I was starred before, but I lost it (deservedly) for being a dick.

It's stuff like this that makes my nephews hate staying over at my place.

I've always been nerdily impressed by the relativistic explanation as to the colour of gold. Science!

Also Arthur Conan Doyle Sr.

I can honestly say that in my 29 years of life I have never, ever seen a bird butthole.

It sounds like like a genetic horror movie set in da hood starring some 90's rappers.

Flow like 4G daily and nightly