Are you kidding? If you didn't tear up at the end of Short Circuit 2 you actually are a robot.

DO WANT. I've relied on Amazons Kindle recommends for this kind of stuff but it's been spotty at best.

#trollpatrol

I was at work, reading this site. I was reading the comments in a post about the 4s, lots of "Ugh no iPhone5" and "At least ios5 looks good" and "haha fanboys no phone 4 u trollolo".

Well of course they would scream that because regardless of what most people think IT'S NOT A GIRL'S CAR!

I used to tell my younger, dumber brother that the "TypeR" decal on all the civics and integras meant that the driver belonged to a secretaries union.

VW clubs.

You'll be missed!

I think every country is attached under the sea?

Especially if it's in the Zoolander voice.

Oh my god I hope they come in yellow now...

And the fact that it looks curvier than Beyonce. Makes the Nexus S look like a pre-teens chest.

Ugh, the mental image of snakey-face Voldemort (yeah I went there) battling a single testicle is either awful or amazing. I don't know if I should cry or airbrush it on the side of a van.

That's why you don't have a star. ;)

"Watch Apple’s iPhone 4S Keynote Right Now"

I'm not an editor?

Maybe this is a double-reverse ironical article in reference to the now pulled "the entire internet got hacked" article. Like, "You're dumb for saying Apple got hacked. We said Apple got hacked. Sorry for being dumb!"

Wait, THATS syphilis?

As soon as I saw the tread title I thought of this video. An interesting way to find out how hard it is to get poop out of leathers.

When I buy an MP3 player I won't need apps because they won't exist because it will be 1997.